http://www.fresnoundercurrent.net/taxonomy/term/947/feed The taxonomy view with a depth of 0. en http://www.fresnoundercurrent.net/node/1752 <p>1. This is your month to give back. Offer people rides to work on your days off. If you don't have a car, sleep with someone underprivileged. </p> <p>2. You're in luck. When you turn 50, you'll get two 25's. However, you'll die post coitus--a small price to pay, really. </p> <p>3. Telling people you "just like them as a friend" is confusing and hurtful. Come right out and say you think they're ugly. </p> <p>4. Summer will bring you a bountiful harvest of unwanted ingrown hairs around your middle...get waxed now! </p> <p>5. If no one stopped to smell the roses, how would Claritin make any money?</p> http://www.fresnoundercurrent.net/node/1752#comments your future Sun, 08 Jun 2008 09:43:24 -0700 Nocketback 1752 at http://www.fresnoundercurrent.net