Dear Nocketback—February 2009
Dear Nocketback,
My friend, who’s in his mid 30’s, has not had sex in 10 years. He’s an ex partier and doesn’t drink anymore. His last girlfriend was much younger and he played up the party side in order to relate to her. Since then he’s lost his conversational skills with women. Seeing as he doesn’t drink or go to clubs, what can he do to attract a female? He’s a bit of a square peg.
--Sexless in the Central Valley

Dear SitCV,

Dear Nocketback,
I’ve had problem skin since I was a teen. I won’t tell you how old I am, but let’s say I could be your mother. I’m not normally a self-conscious person, but my face is what everyone sees at work. I just recently heard someone refer to me as “the oiliest faced person in the world.” Another told me that they could see their own reflection in my forehead. I’ve tried everything. You’re my only hope.

Anonymous

Dear A,