1. Carrying grudges builds character; don't bury the hatchet, sharpen it.
2. By loving yourself you can cut out the middle man.
3. Be careful walking across Olive between Teazer and Revue--something's bound to happen one of these days.
4. You can't turn a ho into a housewife, but you can turn a housewife into a ho (but remember, there's no turning back).
5. Even the sun shines on a dog's ass once in a while...but unfortunately, not on yours.