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Fortune Cookies
Posted October 9th, 2007 by Nocketback
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1. Although you wander, you are not lost--so what the hell are you looking for? Stop already, you've made your point.
2. A wise man once said "give me liberty or give me death," this man is dead.
3. While you may feel good physically this month, prepare for something catastrophic emotionally around the 25th.
4. Allow yourself some time to unwind--try a refreshing citrus colonic, or a hardy Czech prostate massage.
5. There is absolutely no hope left...but thanks for reading The Undercurrent
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